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Snag yourself a vampire

Women daring and lucky enough to discover romance with a vampire claim to enjoy the most intense love of their lives. But how do you find a vampire of your very own (and we're talking real vampires, not no fancy-lad, sparkle-pants vampires)? And just how do you get him interested in ravishing you within an inch of your life? Will the ecstasy of the coupling be worth the inherent risks of vampire love - the risks of drinking your blood, the risks of secrecy, and the risks of betrayal? Well, duh. The Vampire Seduction Handbook has all the tips, tools, and step-by-steps you'll need to get a vampire to fall in love with you.

In The Vampire Seduction Handbook, you'll not only learn why these creatures make the best lovers (stamina, overpowering strength, and deep appreciation of women) but also the best places to find yourself a vampire. Once you've been initiated into the realm of human-vampire relationships, you'll learn about vampire turn-ons, games vampires play, dealing with jealousy, and finally, whether or not to consider becoming a vampire yourself. Author and vampire Luc Richard Ballion reveals his tricks on balancing a normal life with loving a blood-sucking monster, and includes true descriptions of trysts across the ages, compatibility checklists, and an A-to-Z of troubleshooting. The Vampire Seduction Handbook - a book you would die for. Literally.